- A man wanted to drive to Littlemorehampton. He lost his way. He stopped and asked someone,
“Which is the road to Littlemorehampton?”
“Turn right until you arrive at the farm of Mr Humbert.”
“But which farm is Mr Humbert’s?”
“The one on the corner of the road that goes to Littlemorehampton.”
- A small child met his new teacher for the first time.
“Are you good?” asked the teacher.
“I am the sort of boy my mummy tells me not to play with.”
- A man went to a shoe-shop to buy shoes. He put many pairs on his feet. Finally, he was satisfied.
“At last,” he said, “I have found a pair of shoes that fit me.”
“I am not surprised,” replied the weary salesman, “They are your own shoes.”